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Same insect, different suit. The corporate transformation from "we screwed up" to "we meant to do that" is the oldest trick in software development. Just slap a business shirt on that bug, call it an "undocumented feature," and suddenly you're a visionary instead of someone who forgot to check their edge cases. The marketing department thanks you for your service.

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Congratulations on your accidental journey to the dark side of Microsoft development! Clicking Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like ordering a tank when you just needed a bicycle. One's a lightweight code editor that opens in seconds, the other is a 10GB industrial-strength IDE that takes so long to load you could literally grow a beard while waiting. The astronaut's grim realization that his "little maneuver" will cost "51 years" perfectly captures that moment of dread when you see that loading bar crawl across your screen at glacial speed. Your quick edit just turned into a commitment longer than most marriages.

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of junior devs who write such catastrophic code that it summons the ancient one from their cave! 💀 Your pull request is so spectacularly broken that the senior dev—who was PERFECTLY CONTENT ignoring your existence—now has to descend from Mount Olympus to fix your disaster. Congratulations! You've created such a magnificent dumpster fire that even the mythical being who hasn't looked at production code in 3 years has to put down their coffee and save humanity from your keyboard crimes!