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Modern problems require modern solutions! This dev is playing 5D chess with AI - opening tabs for ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok, and DeepSeek to ask them all the exact same coding question. Then the real programming begins: copy-paste each AI's answer into separate Python files, run them all, and cherry-pick the winner. It's basically Hunger Games for AI models. The ultimate "why debug your own code when you can make five AIs fight to the death for the correct solution?" approach. Bonus points for efficiency - why spend hours on Stack Overflow when you can delegate your decision paralysis to multiple neural networks simultaneously?

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THE AUDACITY! A product manager who can't even write requirements without a 50-question interrogation suddenly becomes an AI prophet?! Honey, if you can't tell me what button color you want without changing your mind 17 times, I'm supposed to believe you understand the future of artificial intelligence?! The green monster hand of skepticism is PRESSING X TO DOUBT so hard right now. Sweetie, AI might replace a lot of things, but it'll need actual requirements to do so - something you're physically incapable of providing! Come back when your "visionary roadmap" isn't written in crayon and wishful thinking!

Content Coders Who Drink Coffee Have "Growth Mindset' Because Plants Grow DIVISION A recent study by the Caffeine Institute of Technology (CIT) suggests that the "growth mindset" is a consequence of drinking the "essence" of the coffee plant which, like all other plants, grows very large from a tiny seed. One of the participants, buzzing with excitement, proclaimed, "I'm a plant! I'm a freaking plant! Bow down to my pistils, mortals!" He then wrote a compiler in Rust for his very own programming language and refused to code "mainstream garbage" anymore. CIT Researcher, Dr. Jav A. Mocha, states, "The

The dystopian nightmare has arrived! Behold the new job title of our generation: "Prompt Engineer" – that poor soul desperately begging an AI to spit out valid JSON without hallucinating random garbage. Look at those tears! That's the face of someone who spent 6 years getting a Computer Science degree only to end up writing "bro please" and "I'm begging you" in their prompts. Their entire career now hinges on whether ChatGPT wakes up feeling cooperative or chaotic that day. We've gone from writing code to writing prayers to the AI gods! The ultimate career downgrade – from software developer to AI therapist/beggar.