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Behold, the PINNACLE of developer security theater! 🎭 Worried about AI stealing your precious algorithms? Set up a private git server! But then use it to commit your API keys in plain text because APPARENTLY reading documentation about environment variables is TOO MUCH WORK. It's like installing a state-of-the-art security system for your house and then leaving the key under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to it. GENIUS LEVEL SECURITY!

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The eternal PC vs console debate just got philosophical! This keyboard wisdom hits different because it's painfully true—custom-built PCs are like gateway drugs to endless hardware tinkering. You start with "I just need something to play Fortnite" and suddenly you're researching liquid nitrogen cooling at 2AM while comparing benchmark scores for GPUs you can't afford. The addiction isn't just playing games; it's the never-ending quest for that extra 3 FPS that costs another $300. Console gamers finish games; PC builders finish builds .

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