Oh you sweet summer child

The eternal HTML debate strikes again! When someone tweets "I'm sick" and follows up with "of these haters saying HTML isn't a real programming language," they've perfectly executed the classic bait-and-switch that divides developers everywhere. Let's be honest - nothing triggers a coding flame war faster than questioning HTML's programming language status. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I put pineapple on pizza" and watching the world burn. Meanwhile, CSS developers are quietly watching from the corner, hoping nobody notices them next...

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