Oh you sweet summer child

Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE of C++ developers versus the childlike innocence of Rust programmers! 😱 C++ is over here having an existential meltdown, screaming death threats at its own code while Rust is just happily playing with its little crab mascot, blissfully protected by its memory safety features. It's like watching your unhinged uncle at Thanksgiving dinner sitting next to your five-year-old cousin who's just vibing with their chicken nuggets. The generational trauma of segmentation faults has CLEARLY taken its toll!

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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of these AI companies claiming they've built the "world's smartest AI model" when it's LITERALLY just a glorified search engine with a political obsession! 😱 Trained on 200k GPUs? Postgraduate intelligence? PLEASE! The second you peek under the hood, it's just frantically searching for controversial keywords like some conspiracy-addicted teenager who discovered Twitter for the first time. The wide-eyed cat is ALL OF US when we realize these "revolutionary" AI systems that cost BILLIONS to develop are basically just fancy if-statements with a political agenda. I'm DYING! 💀