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Content function checkIsEven (integer number): void if (Snumber2 ! 0) throw new Exception( 'Provided number isn't even.');

Content REDDIT: OMG LOOK AT THIS GUY'S SHITTY CODE! WHAT A SHITTY PROGRAMMER!! XD XD OPENSOURCE DEV: FUCK THIS, I'M DONE WITH OPEN SOURCE REDDIT:

Ah, the evolution of databases in one SQL statement. This dev is basically saying "forget all those fancy PostgreSQL data types – just give me an ID and a JSON blob and I'll figure out the rest." It's the database equivalent of saying "I don't need a fancy toolbox, just give me duct tape and WD-40." What's hilarious is this is literally how MongoDB was born – "schemas are too restrictive, just throw everything in a document!" Now we've come full circle with PostgreSQL's JSONB type, letting relational database purists secretly use NoSQL patterns while still feeling superior. It's like wearing a MongoDB t-shirt under your Oracle business suit.

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