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HONEY, THE TRUTH HAS BEEN EXPOSED! 💀 Sure, anyone with functioning fingers can copy-paste from StackOverflow, but the REAL MAGIC is knowing WHICH of the 500 terrible solutions won't set your server on fire! That's why engineers make six figures while managers still think we're just professional Ctrl+C warriors. The audacity of thinking programming is just digital plagiarism when it's actually an elaborate treasure hunt through a minefield of deprecated code snippets and downvoted disasters. The $100,000 isn't for the copying—it's for the supernatural ability to smell bad code from three monitors away!

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