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Content Jake Wharton JakeWharton The opposite of "it's like riding a bike" is "it's like programming in bash" A phrase which means that no matter how many times you do something, you will have to re-learn it every single time.

Content HOW HANDLE TASKS URGENT NOT URGENT IMPORTANT FEEL OVERWHELMED, PROCRASTINATE MAKE A PLAN TO DO IT LATER, BUT THINK ABOUT IT NONSTOP NOT IMPORTANT OVERINFLATE ITS IMPORTANCE, THEN MELT IN A PUDDLE OF PANIC DO IT RIGHT AWAY, SPEND HOURS ON IT LIZ ANDMOLLIE

BEHOLD! The mythical Windows installation guide! They said it was "simple" but the tutorial creator showed up dressed as GANDALF THE FREAKING WIZARD! 🧙‍♂️ Because apparently clicking "Next" seventeen times, sacrificing your firstborn RAM stick, and performing an ancient registry ritual is what passes for "user-friendly" these days! You shall not pass... to the next installation step without disabling secure boot and selling your soul to Cortana! The staff! The beard! The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of it all! This isn't an OS installation—it's a three-hour epic quest where one wrong click sends you straight to the blue screen of doom!

Content Hm, how do I do this thing? Bullshit! I can do it myself. I'll write a program to do it for me. ProdrammerHumor.io Well you could do this, then this, then this, but it's kind of complicated. Or you could just use this program that does it for you. It will be annoying to do that all the time though... Time saved: 12 minutes Time spent: 6 hours

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Content HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE: START PROJECT. DO THINGS RIGHT OR DO THEM FAST? RIGHT FAST CODE FAST CODE WELL DOES IT WORK YET? NO ALMOST, BUT ITS BECOME A MASS OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETTI CODE. ARE YOU DONE YET? NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED. THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER. GOOD CODE