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The moment you dare to think "today's been pretty quiet" is precisely when the database gods decide to unleash chaos. Transaction deadlocks are like ninjas - they hide silently until you've let your guard down, then BAM! Your production server is suddenly playing musical chairs with database connections while you're trying to enjoy dinner. For the uninitiated, a transaction deadlock happens when multiple processes lock resources in a way that creates a circular dependency - basically, your database's version of a Mexican standoff. The smug face perfectly captures how these deadlocks seem to have a personal vendetta against your peaceful evening.

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Content Time spent "Programming" Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works, just because it's satisfying Actually Coding

Oh honey, you thought your ChatGPT coding skills were impressive? That's ADORABLE! 💅 Meanwhile, the Linux user just casually whips out a BAZOOKA in this tech standoff! It's like bringing a plastic spoon to a nuclear war! The absolute AUDACITY of showing up with AI-generated code when someone else has been compiling kernels since before breakfast! The Linux user is just standing there like "You wanna see REAL power? I wrote my own device drivers FOR FUN this morning." I'm DYING! 😂

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