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Content Coworker: so how did you solve the bug? Me: Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In computer science, the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. It is named for the ostrich effect which is defined as "to stick one's head in the sand and pretend there is no problem". It is used when it is more cost-effective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

Content WHEN THE APP IS STILL GIVING ERROR BUTIT'S FINALLY AN ERROR YOU EXPECT TO SEE

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Content STOP USING ARRAYS LISTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INDEXABLE YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for accessing elements in any order other than FORWARD Wanted random access anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PASSING BY REFERENCE" "Yes please give be the ZEROth item. Please give me the item WHOSE INDEX IS THE SIZE OF THE ARRAY MINUS ONE" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the items contiguous memory we gave them (This is REAL Code, done by REAL Programmers): f (isArray (source) isString(source)) for (let i - 0, 1 - source. length; - renderItem(source i, i) const i queue. indexof (job) if (i flushIndex) queue.splice(i, 1) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like you to read this book one random page at a time please" They have played us for absolute fools

The ultimate horror movie for developers: Saw: Linux Edition . A twisted game where the villain doesn't force you to cut off your limb, but rather challenges your ability to resist creating your own implementation of something that already works perfectly fine. The door is unlocked, the solution exists, but that little voice in your head is screaming "I bet I could build a BETTER wheel with blackjack and memory leaks." The true psychological torture isn't the trap—it's our own compulsive need to write everything from scratch when a perfectly good npm package is sitting right there.

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