My tribute to smug heads that claim they can finish projects in 2 weeks

Ah, the dependency economy strikes again! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like slapping tariffs on all your package managers. 67% on NPM? That's how you end up with node_modules the size of Wyoming but still missing that one critical dependency. And Cargo at 90%? Rust developers about to start smuggling crates across the border. Meanwhile, Homebrew at just 14% is clearly the "very fine package manager on both sides." The only thing growing faster than these tariffs is your package-lock.json file.

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Behold the modern developer experience! Claude 4 AI just swooped in like a digital Marie Kondo, completely restructuring this poor dev's codebase with surgical precision. 25 tool invocations, 3,000+ new lines, 12 brand new files – all to create a beautiful, modular masterpiece that... doesn't actually work. It's the classic "aesthetics over functionality" trap that every developer secretly falls for. We'll spend hours making our code architecturally gorgeous while completely breaking the actual functionality. Because nothing says "senior developer" like admiring non-functional code at 5:55 AM and thinking "but damn, it's beautiful."

Content Classmate: "I don't get this programming assignment. Can you send me your code? Don't worry I'll change the variable names" Me: Edgeworth You are not a clown. You are the entire circus

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