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Regular people worry about ignoring texts and relationships. Developers just want to know which files to add to .gitignore so their repo doesn't get cluttered with garbage. The sweet relief on that dev's face when he discovers he can ignore node_modules instead of pushing 500MB of dependencies to GitHub. Pure bliss. Meanwhile, his relationship status remains "it's complicated with package-lock.json."

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When ChatGPT exposes your darkest developer sin without even trying! The AI didn't need 8 seconds to figure out what every senior developer fears most - that despite all our unit testing evangelism and staging environment sermons, we're secretly pushing changes straight to production like digital adrenaline junkies. It's basically the programming equivalent of a therapist saying "I know what you did" after you just sat down.

The classic "it's not what you think" programming conversation. JavaScript developers nodding smugly while every other language user is screaming internally. Nothing like spending 3 hours debugging only to discover your number was secretly a string the whole time. That moment when you realize your entire app is crashing because "5" + 1 = "51" instead of 6. The ultimate gotcha of loosely typed languages!