My code before I leave the company

Content We vote for malicious compliance rules Most get removed because the "programmers" don't know markdown New rule requires 1 line of basic markdown in all comments Most get removed because the "programmers" don't know markdown

Content People who know nothing about AI: tells me how my Al is gonna destroy the world My AI: Whatisthis? Carrot.

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Content According to quantum theory, every possible universe exists, so there is a universe where the array is already sorted. We can make use of this by destroying every universe where this is not the case. Efficiency: O(n) def is sorted(array): for i in range(len (array) -1) : if arrayi arrayi1: return False return True def quantumbogo sort (array) : if is sorted(array): return array else: destroy universe() This is left as an exercise to the reader

Ah, the age-old programmer dilemma keeping this poor soul awake at night. While his partner assumes he's mentally wandering to other romantic possibilities, he's actually spiraling down the rabbit hole of C programming semantics. Creating a struct within a struct is indeed just standard composition, not construction. But at 3 AM, these linguistic nuances feel like existential crises. The real relationship problem here isn't infidelity—it's his inability to stop debugging even in bed.