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Content WHEN YOUR COMPANY HIRES FORMER C DEV FOR NET DEVELOPMENT AND HIS FIRST COMMIT CONTAINS OPERATOR OVERLOADING

The perfect response when your coworker asks if you've consulted the documentation before bothering them with your problem. Ten years in this industry and I've developed a sixth sense for detecting who actually reads docs versus who just mashes Stack Overflow solutions together until something works. Documentation is like flossing - everybody claims they do it regularly, but the reality is much grimmer. Most devs would rather reverse-engineer an entire codebase than spend 5 minutes reading what the author actually intended.

The eternal developer obsession with refactoring code that has zero practical benefits! The bearded dev isn't refactoring for performance, security, or even browser compatibility—he's doing it because messy code literally follows him like a ghost, haunting every waking moment of his existence. That feeling when you're showering and suddenly remember that nested if-statement monstrosity you wrote six months ago? Pure psychological torture. No wonder we're willing to spend hours "improving" perfectly functional code just to exorcise those code demons from our brains.

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Content Sam Carlton ThatGuySam To the programmer who invented null: Thanks for nothing. 1:31 PM 3322 Twitter Web App