My code before I leave the company

The perfect recursion explanation doesn't exi- This multiple choice question is pure genius. Options A, B, and C all point to "the answer choice below this one" creating an infinite loop that perfectly embodies recursion's endless self-referential nature. Only option D breaks the chain with an actual definition. Somewhere, a CS professor is cackling at their desk while students have existential crises during the exam. That base case couldn't come soon enough!

Content hiding from a serial killer Me: If I stay quiet, he won't find me Killer: Best operating system is Linux Me: GNULinux IT'S FOSS

Content THE SOFTWARE THE SOFTWARE IN DEMO IN REALITY TO THE CUSTOMERS

When you write code, it's all stars and stripes and freedom – "MY code, MY creation!" But the moment it breaks and someone else has to fix it? Suddenly it's "OUR bug, comrade!" The capitalist-to-communist pipeline happens at lightning speed when responsibility for broken code comes knocking. Nothing turns a code ownership individualist into a sharing collectivist faster than a production outage at 3 AM.

Content Guys I have bad news Randon Numbers Aren't Actually Randon

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES One writes 2-3k lines of code a day The other spends six hours to write three lines to fix the garbage you wrote yesterday