Modern Software Development

Content KNOW THE WORK RULES Nice data, Susan. Nice data, Susan. APPROPRIATE AWWW,YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE Hello, Government?

Content WORKING ON EXTREMELY COMPLEX MATHEMATICS AI RESEARCH ASKING QUESTIONS CHILDREN ASK MY NEW PAPER IS OUT! HOw DO YOU KNOW A KITTY IS A TYPE OF CAT? 17 STATISTICAL APPROACHES, NONE OF WHICH WORK

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Content OK,I NEED YOU TO DO THESE 7 THINGS! OK, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A NUMBER TO EACH OF THEM lIKE PRIORITY II OR, PRIORITY (2? THEY ARE ALL P-O! OK..BUT WHAT'S THE PRIORITY LEVEL FOR ACH OF THEM? THEY ARE ALL IMPORTANT! OK.. IF THE DOCTOR SAYS I ONLY HAVE 1 HOUR TO LIVE AND I CAN ONLY DO ONE OF IT, WHICH DO I DO? ALL OF IT! HOW TO EAT SNAKE COMICS

The ultimate DevOps get-out-of-jail-free card! When your manager catches you sword fighting with your coworker instead of deploying that critical patch, just yell "DNS!" and watch them retreat in terror. DNS propagation is the perfect excuse because it's both legitimate and completely unverifiable. "Is he actually waiting or watching YouTube? Who knows! Better not risk questioning the DNS gods." Even the most hardened managers know better than to challenge the mysterious black hole where productivity goes to die.

Content Evellmeriter", original joke programmertunor Reposted meme from 2 months ago rprogramnnerHunor