Me rereading code I wrote a month ago

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Content WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY

The ultimate logical trap for developers! First declaring "stupid people always say No," then asking "Are you stupid?" with Yes/No options creates the perfect paradox. Then some poor soul responds with "!Yes" - using the logical NOT operator to escape the trap, proving they're both a programmer AND clever. It's basically a Boolean logic escape hatch that only someone who writes code would think of. The logical equivalent of finding a backdoor in a verbal contract.

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That crushing moment when you discover an awesome software giveaway on r/pcmasterrace only to find the dreaded "US Residents Only" fine print. European devs get to build the software but can't win the free licenses. The digital equivalent of seeing a buffet through a restaurant window while starving. Next they'll tell us Stack Overflow karma can't be exchanged for healthcare either.

Content Who led the digital transformation of your company? A) CEO B) C) COVID-19