Me navigating YouTube for programming tutorials

Content Choking on tea in front of 300 people during the first Teams meeting Accidentally typing git commands in the Teams chat Explaining code I barely understand to the client Making a pull request that failed all the unit tests then immediately leaving work

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of PC gamers waiting for that sweet, sweet 99% discount! These poor souls literally CANNOT DRAG THEMSELVES out of bed when their precious indie game is only 30% off. The HORROR! The INJUSTICE! Why even bother living in a world where you have to pay $3.50 instead of 5 cents for a game someone spent years creating? Might as well stay in bed and dramatically pull the covers over your head until Steam decides to practically give games away for free. The audacity of developers wanting to be paid for their work! *faints dramatically*

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STOP SHOUTING AT ME, PYTHON! I GET IT ALREADY! My terminal is having an absolute meltdown because I dared to use 'M' instead of 'ME'. The audacity of this language to flood my entire screen with the SAME. EXACT. WARNING. It's like dating someone who keeps reminding you about that ONE time you forgot their birthday. Just replace the damn 'M' silently and move on with your life! Why must you be so dramatic?! 🙄

That desperate look when your code suddenly stops working and you're frantically trying to convince your team it was literally running fine yesterday. No git commit to back you up. No screenshots. Just your increasingly unhinged testimony and the growing suspicion that you're either hallucinating or lying. The digital equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" but with more existential dread and caffeine.