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Ah yes, the classic programmer paradox. You spend hours writing code, convinced it's broken because it's not producing the expected output. Then you realize with crushing disappointment that your code is working exactly as instructed - you just instructed it poorly. The computer isn't wrong; your logic was. It's like yelling at a calculator for correctly telling you that 2+2=4 when you meant to multiply.

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When someone asks why you have trust issues, just point to CSS color naming. The comic brilliantly captures the eternal frustration of CSS color inconsistency - where #808080 is "gray" but #A9A9A9 is "darkgray" despite being literally lighter! And don't even mention the nightmare of "sea green" variants that haunt frontend developers' dreams. The hex codes are RIGHT THERE in the panels showing the absurdity. It's like CSS was designed by someone who failed kindergarten color theory.

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When your OS professor explains process forking and you finally get it. That moment when you realize a parent process creates an exact copy of itself, and suddenly all those cryptic fork() calls make sense. The child process is literally a duplicate - same code, same memory space (initially), just a different PID. Eight years of coding and I still chuckle when someone says "fork a child process" with a straight face. The POSIX humor we never asked for but secretly enjoy.