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Nothing says "modern gaming" quite like paying premium prices for games that run like they're being emulated on a toaster. AAA studios are out here slapping Denuvo DRM on unoptimized garbage, then marketing DLSS and FSR as "features" when they're really just band-aids for their spaghetti code. "Hey, buy our $80 game that needs your $2000 GPU to run at 30fps! Oh, and we'll throw in some day-one DLC for just $19.99!" The gaming industry is the only place where you can sell a broken product and expect customers to thank you for the privilege of beta testing it.

Ah yes, the "security through simplicity" approach. Why bother with REST constraints, data validation, or SQL injection protection when you can just let users execute raw queries directly against your production database? Nothing says "I trust the internet" like exposing your entire database through a single endpoint. The best part? When your company inevitably gets hacked, you can just blame it on "those pesky hackers" instead of your API that's basically a neon sign saying "DROP TABLES HERE". Bonus points for hardcoding credentials in your source code. Because who needs environment variables when you can just commit passwords directly to GitHub?

This meme brilliantly roasts project managers who think development scales linearly with headcount. Just like cooking a chicken at 900°F for 1 hour produces a charred disaster (left), while 300°F for 3 hours creates perfection (right), software development can't be rushed by simply throwing more developers at it. It's a delicious reference to Brooks' Law from "The Mythical Man-Month" which states that "adding manpower to a late software project makes it later." Each new dev needs onboarding, increases communication overhead, and fragments the codebase. The chicken doesn't cook 3x faster at 3x the temperature—it burns to a crisp!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "Move Fast, Break Things" for the 9,467th time! 😤 That phrase - Facebook's infamous mantra turned startup gospel - is the battle cry of every hoodie-wearing CEO who thinks destroying production databases is somehow "innovative." Meanwhile, the poor souls in ops are having ACTUAL HEART PALPITATIONS every time some "visionary" decides to push untested code on Friday at 4:59pm. The face in this meme is LITERALLY every sysadmin's soul leaving their body after hearing some fresh-out-of-bootcamp developer cheerfully announce they're "disrupting" the perfectly functional authentication system. PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!