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OMG, the HOLY WAR of programming languages! 💅 Two kingdoms separated by nothing but PURE DELUSION! On the left, developers praising their "blessed" language with its "glorious" syntax like they're worshipping at some divine altar. Meanwhile, they look across the river at those SAVAGES using different indentation rules like they're absolute MONSTERS who probably don't wash their hands after using the bathroom! 🏰 The DRAMA of it all! Your "heroic debugging efforts" are my "brutish quick fixes" - honey, we're ALL just frantically Googling Stack Overflow at 2AM while crying into our energy drinks! The absolute AUDACITY of programmers to act like their chosen language is the One True Religion when we're all just trying to make computers do the thing! PERIODT! ✨

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Foreign intelligence agencies are having their easiest day ever. Nothing says "career suicide" quite like uploading Department of Defense codebase to a random AI app with a blue whale logo. The intern's about to learn why security clearances exist and why "helpful" free apps are sometimes just fancy honeypots. Next week's headline: "Former intern seeks asylum in country with no extradition treaty."

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Ah, the infinite loop of modern laziness! Instead of writing a prompt for an AI, this developer decides to make an AI write prompts for another AI... only to realize they've accidentally created recursion. It's like telling your intern to hire another intern to do their work. The real kicker? They think this accidental stack overflow is "peak software engineering." This is what happens when you're too clever for your own good but not clever enough to recognize you've just reinvented the wheel with extra steps. Somewhere, a computer science professor is weeping.