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Content Will you marry me? No way. Sudo will you marry me? ProarammerHumor.io

When you hit "View Source" and discover the website is just an army of <div> tags staring back at you! It's like opening Pandora's box of nested containers with no semantic HTML in sight! Modern web development in a nutshell - where everything is a div and the structure doesn't matter! The Matrix but it's just Agent <div> multiplied infinitely! 😂

Content 1 need to walk into town and find a bathroom I'm dytig for take my keys and go in the van When giving instructions, or evaluating a proposal, it helps to be specific, and not assume the other side understands what we mean. We must always be prepared for the fact that the listener may be stupid.

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The classic tech company bait-and-switch. First panel: "Your experience is amazing! Exactly what we need!" with sparkly eyes and flattery about your soft skills. Second panel: The moment you can't reverse a linked list in 30 seconds during a whiteboard interview, suddenly you're garbage. The duality of technical interviews - where your resume gets you in the door but your ability to perform circus tricks under pressure determines your worth. Just another day in the tech hiring paradox.

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