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The great AI revolution has arrived... or has it? On the left, we have the muscular "Expectation" Doge representing those grandiose AI promises: code generators so powerful they'll make human developers obsolete! On the right, there's the pathetic "Reality" Doge – the actual AI that can't even handle a simple "Hello World" program without hallucinating semicolons. Meanwhile, executives who dumped "gazillion dollars" into AI development are frantically laying off actual programmers to cover their bad investment. Because nothing says "our AI strategy is working perfectly" like firing the people who could fix the AI's broken code. The corporate playbook never changes: overpromise, underdeliver, then blame the humans. At least the shareholders will feel better about those quarterly losses!

The eternal corporate software hierarchy of suffering! First panel: Developer slumped over in despair because they have to use SAP, the enterprise resource planning software that's basically the DMV of software systems. Second panel: "But wait, there's more misery to come!" Third panel: Enter Jira, the project management tool that somehow manages to make tracking tickets feel like filing taxes in Byzantine bureaucracy. Fourth panel: "Congratulations, you've unlocked a new level of developer hell!" The perfect illustration of how enterprise software solutions are just increasingly sophisticated torture devices wrapped in corporate buzzwords.

The modern developer's secret weapon: copy-pasting AI-generated code without understanding a single line of it. Nothing says "senior engineer" like frantically Googling what your own code does when someone asks about it. The best part? That magical moment when you realize you've been confidently deploying code that you've essentially been taking dictation on. "It validates form data" is just fancy speak for "I have absolutely no idea what this eldritch horror does but it hasn't crashed production yet."

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