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The AUDACITY of HR to ask about salary expectations after you've spent 17 hours grinding through LeetCode hell! 😱 There you are, shell-shocked like Plankton, having survived algorithmic torture and system design nightmares, only to face the REAL boss battle: naming your price. Your brain just blue-screens because—plot twist—you were so convinced you'd fail that you never bothered to research market rates! Now you're frantically calculating numbers while simultaneously trying not to look like a desperate fool who would accept payment in exposure and free snacks. The technical interview was NOTHING compared to this psychological warfare!

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