Lets Stop Pretending Changing Requirements Every Week Is Normal

Content THE CODE IS THE COMMENT Nooooo you have to meaningfully comment each piece of code!!!

Content Having 27,301 different node modules as a devendency is not a security issue And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

Ah, the age-old programmer dilemma keeping this poor soul awake at night. While his partner assumes he's mentally wandering to other romantic possibilities, he's actually spiraling down the rabbit hole of C programming semantics. Creating a struct within a struct is indeed just standard composition, not construction. But at 3 AM, these linguistic nuances feel like existential crises. The real relationship problem here isn't infidelity—it's his inability to stop debugging even in bed.

Content Zenkin 2h Every now and again, I feel like a total nerd. And then I see someone ask a question like "What's your favorite filesystem?" and realize that I still have so far to go. 32 I Reply

Content A Developer's Face After 4 Years Of Coding In Java

Content The Wise Developer TheWiseDeveloper Follow Genie: "Okay, you know how it goes - you have 3 wishes left, and no asking for extra wishes" Me: "I wish I had 0 wishes left" Genie: "Okay, you have 255 wishes left" 2:53 PM - 14 Mar 2020 368 Retweets 1578 Likes 87 17 368 1.5K