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Content Day 1 OK, today I'll code this feoture BACKLOG IN PROGRESS DON 4 Uh... I'm still on the same feature BACKLOS DONE , Day 18 BACKLOG Aha! Finally done! Awesome! W PROCRESS DONE So, can we test the new feature? Day 2 It's taking a little longer than I thought, I'll work on it today os well BACKLOG IN PROGR DOL No problem Day 7 BACKLOG So? Nearly done? DONE Yep, almost. There are just a few last things to handle, it'll be done today! Uh, actuallu, no. I put it back in the backlog, I'll finish it later.. Can we start something else? IN PROGRESS DO CommitStrip.com

Content ME CIBIS CIRL4S GUilt8 UNSAVED CODE

The wordplay between "Jav" and "Java" is the programming equivalent of finding a semicolon bug after four hours of debugging. One is a category of Japanese adult content (sparking joy for some), while the other is the verbose programming language that makes you write public static void main(String[] args) just to print "Hello World" (definitely not sparking joy). The Marie Kondo-inspired format perfectly captures the existential dread felt when inheriting a legacy Java codebase with 17 design patterns per function.

[text] GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE R chicken thoughts

Content Before XZ was hacked Application: slower by .5s Developers: "Great, new updates" After XZ was hacked Application: slower by .55 Developers:

Content compiler waiting for me to press RUN