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Oh. My. GOD! It's the eternal holy war of programming paradigms playing out in stick figure drama! 😱 Our brave little functional programming zealot stands on their soapbox proclaiming "JAVA SUCKS" to a crowd that seems mildly interested. Bold move! But then comes the plot twist that sends the pitchfork-wielding mob into absolute RAGE - "BECAUSE OOP SUCKS." Honey, that's like walking into a Taylor Swift concert and screaming "MUSIC IS TERRIBLE!" The audacity! The drama! The pure, unadulterated functional programming superiority complex on display! 💅 Meanwhile, functional programmers are somewhere sipping tea and mumbling about pure functions and immutability while the OOP crowd collectively loses their inheritance-loving minds.

Content BROOKLYN ANTICAPITAL HABITAT DEFENSE SYSTEMS If open-source is so great then how come this app developed for free by hobbyists is slightly worse than the one developed for millions of dollars by an all-star team of designers and engineers?

Content People who look at your code and calls it messy The same people when writing their own code

Content Bugs are like this: Two Zero Two Four B: 2024 0024 0044 2044

Content Code doesn't work Code works I don't know why I know why

Content WELCOME TO THE SECRET ROBOT INTERNET EARLIER. Prove you are human: 0.1 0.2 ? 0.30000000000000004