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Content Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our code, theory and practice are combined: nothing works and no one knows why.

Content Troy Hunt troyhunt This loT shit is getting out of control Following Connect with the Garden 11:18 PM - 15 Sep 2018 from Sydney, New South Wales 89 Retweets 409 Likes 25 17 89 409

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Backend dev passes a note to Frontend dev in class. Frontend opens it to find just "500 Internal Server Error" written inside. Classic backend communication - technically accurate, completely unhelpful. The backend probably thinks they've provided all necessary information while the frontend is left wondering what the hell they're supposed to do with this. Just another day in the web development classroom of life.

Two lonely devs complaining about having zero GitHub followers while the obvious solution stares them in the face. It's like watching two people dying of thirst while standing next to a water fountain. The second dev even added the sad face emoticon for maximum pity points. The real tragedy? They both managed to increment their comment count (++11 and ++1) but couldn't figure out how to increment their follower count. Classic programmer mindset - can write complex algorithms but can't solve the simplest social problem.