Junior programmers using spacebar to indent codes be like

Content QA reporting one bug they found You knowing there are 5 more Not impressed.

Content OH YEAH, BABY! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! TALK TO ME LIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT! Of course I will still understand my code without comments in two weeks THAT'S PERFECT! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Content Join a new team as a senior Ther team has juniors with codebase knowledge willing to help me acclimate The team has a solid PR culture where your title doesn't matter when it comes to reviewing code A junior on the team provided constructive feedback on my early code submissions They helped make my code more efficient and supported me as a new teammate

Content 1st year: Imma write it in 1 line with heavy abstractions. I'm sooo smart 5th year: Imma write it so simple that i can understand it tmrw

Content What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts Compilation Complete The compilation was successful Don't tell me again Ok

A classic case of acronym confusion with geopolitical flavor. On the left, we have actual PHP code (not C++) with error checking and config loading. On the right, we have "CPP" (C Plus Plus) at the top and "CCP" (Chinese Communist Party) at the bottom. The joke is that they sound similar but are drastically different entities - one builds software, the other builds... well, a different kind of system. Developers who confuse these two should expect runtime errors of the political variety.