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That moment of digital déjà vu when you're frantically searching for a solution, only to discover your past self already solved it. Left brain: "Who is this genius?" Right brain: "It's literally you, idiot." The duality of developer existence—simultaneously your own greatest resource and biggest amnesiac. The real flex isn't solving the problem; it's forgetting you solved it so you can experience the joy of discovery twice.

Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than the words "sprint planning." That bear thinks it's scary, but little does it know the true horror of sitting through two hours of story point arguments, backlog grooming, and listening to the product manager explain why everything is "high priority." The real predators aren't in the woods—they're in the Jira board.

Content Junior: Where is documentation? Team Lead: 1AM DOCUMENTATION

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Content Me: 1am good in C language. Interviewer: Then write "Hello World" using C. Me: nongono anagono condono anodeno go gang forsong ccce Ecco Anna ccee cce pan

Content compiler waiting for me to press RUN