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OH. MY. GOD. The "super intelligent" AI can't even grasp the most BASIC rule of chess?! 🙄 White moves first, sweetie! The fact that ChatGPT confidently makes the first move while playing black and then has the AUDACITY to suggest the same move to the human player is just... *chef's kiss* peak AI incompetence. This is why we're still light-years away from true AGI, people! Can't even handle a simple board game without a total meltdown of logic. And yet the tech bros keep screaming "THE SINGULARITY IS COMING!!!" Sure, Jan. Maybe teach your precious AI to play chess first? 💅

Content we suggest you improve your security. sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood hackers JFT96

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TERROR of launch day captured in one perfect image! That poor developer typing away while EVERYONE breathes down their neck like vultures waiting for roadkill! The CEO hovering with that "this-better-work-or-you're-fired" glare, QA frantically taking notes on what's about to explode, and Sales already promising clients features that don't even exist yet! This is basically a hostage situation with a keyboard! The countdown to disaster has begun and that developer is sweating bullets while typing with the pressure of a nuclear launch code operator. If this isn't software development in its purest form, I don't know what is!

Content What do we want? Checkboxes, not radio buttons! When do we want it? O Now! God damnit...

Time traveler's first rule: check the I/O ports before packing. Nothing says "mission failed" quite like bringing a USB stick to a floppy party. The violent solution seems appropriate - that 90s computer clearly deserves what's coming after the crushing realization that your entire GitHub repo won't fit on 1.44MB. Pro tip: next time, bring a parallel port adapter and enough patience to last until 2023.

Content PASSWORDS ARE LIKE TOOTH BRUSHES CHANGE FREQUENTLY CHOOSE A GOOD ONE NEVER SHARE users if not forced by software: ?) KAPWING