It's the circle! The circle of fashionable architectures!

Ah yes, programming constructs manifested as hardware. Multiple USB adapters stacked like a desperate chain of conditional logic. A power strip with switches for each outlet because sometimes you need fine-grained control. And that power strip eating its own tail? Classic infinite loop - the electricity equivalent of forgetting your exit condition. That extension cord will keep powering itself until the heat death of the universe or your circuit breaker trips, whichever comes first.

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The AUDACITY of GitHub! First they're like "Enter your password, peasant" and then IMMEDIATELY after you type it in, they hit you with "Actually, passwords are SO last season, darling. Create an access token instead." 💅 It's like inviting someone to a formal dinner party, waiting until they show up in a tuxedo, and then announcing "Sorry, we're actually doing swimwear only now!" The DRAMA! The BETRAYAL! The unnecessary authentication hoops we jump through just to push our mediocre code!

Ah, the classic "IsOdd OS" boot screen! When your entire operating system's sole purpose is to determine if a number is odd. Talk about specialized software! The developer clearly took the "do one thing and do it well" Unix philosophy to an absurd extreme. Somewhere, a computer science professor is shedding a single tear of pride while simultaneously facepalming. The ultimate microservice has been born - just reboot your computer every time you need to check if 7 is odd!

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