I Think My Coworker Is Going Insane

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That moment when your careless debug statements turn your production server into an international billboard. Those console.log("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING??!!") and // TODO: Fix this garbage code before anyone sees it comments are now being broadcast to the entire world. Your secret shame has gone global, and somewhere, your senior developer is preparing a very special one-on-one meeting about "professional logging practices." Nothing says "competent engineer" quite like accidentally revealing your debugging frustrations to every user in your production environment. At least now you'll never forget to clean up before deployment again!

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Content Doug Mataconis dmataconis That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 5. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's 9th Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? Let P be number of players and T the time playing. ProdrammerHumor.io

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