I Think My Coworker Is Going Insane

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[text] Product newProduct new Product Title product.Title Description product.Description 22 Price product.Price Thumbnaillmage product.Thumbnaillmage Stock product.Stock 0 Why does look so funny to me Like a confused smiley 0r someone asking like product.Stock whddddt Maybe I didnt get enough sleep last night... Should probably remove this comment before submitting... Hey copilot how ya doing with my autocompletes Im doing great Im just a computer program I dont need sleep Noice. Now im having conversations with the autocomoplete. .. Im not sure if thats a good thing... Im not sure either... I should probably stop...

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