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The ULTIMATE act of professional compassion! There you are, half-dead inside, nodding along in the daily stand-up like some deranged bobblehead while the project manager drones on about "timeline expectations" and "deliverables." Your code is on fire, your deadline was yesterday, and you haven't slept since Obama was president—but heaven FORBID the project manager experiences a nanosecond of emotional discomfort! The sheer THEATRICS of pretending to understand what they're saying when you're mentally calculating how many cups of coffee it would take to code for 72 hours straight. It's not lying, it's MERCY!

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