It doesn't end well

Content MAN, I SUCK AT THIS GAME. CAN YOU GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS? 0x3A28213A 06339392C, 07363682E I HATE YOU,

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Content What change in your work environment would help you more consistently do your best work? Let me choose my own hardware run my preferred operating system.

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The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. On the left: the cold, dead stare of someone who's been in three consecutive meetings about why the sprint is behind schedule. On the right: pure, unbridled joy at the prospect of sweet, sweet cancellation. Those 30 reclaimed minutes might as well be a week-long vacation. Nothing sparks more developer happiness than the phrase "meeting canceled" - it's basically our version of winning the lottery. Now back to coding in peace with those noise-canceling headphones doing their sacred duty.

OH. MY. GOD. The most DRAMATIC change in human history! Can you spot the difference? NEITHER CAN I! 😱 Programmers during quarantine living their EXACT SAME LIVES as before because we were ALREADY social distancing with our beloved screens! While the world burned and toilet paper became currency, developers just kept typing away in the same chair, same posture, same dead-inside expression. The pandemic's biggest plot twist? Absolutely NOTHING changed for us code monkeys! Our natural habitat remained undisturbed - just us and our eternal relationship with that blinking cursor. The rest of humanity finally got to experience our daily reality!