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Content You comment your code for future devs I comment my code because I have no idea what the shit I wrote yesterday does We are not the same ProdrammerHumor.io

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Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install . That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

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Content There you go, adding a function... now I'm sure you're gonna get it wrong. WHAAAAT?! WHAT THE FK?? You declared a variable and NEVER use it? HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU?? Unless you're gonna... Hmm, I see you've assigned a value... OK well guess that's all right then But don't get too confident. I'm watching you... CommitStrip.com