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The most honest answer in tech history. Nobody has a heroic origin story—we're all just professional Googlers with imposter syndrome and a knack for copy-pasting Stack Overflow solutions. The terrified expression really sells it because deep down we're all waiting for someone to discover we're just stringing together other people's code while pretending we knew what we were doing all along. The real programming certification should just be "Advanced Google Search Techniques 101."

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Content Bill Gates BillGates Yes it's true, I caught her using JetBrains instead of VS 6:14 PM Apr 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 658 Retweets 127 Quote Tweets 7,087 Likes 17

The perfect visual representation of technical debt! The house is literally falling apart with supports barely holding it together, yet the client is wondering why adding a simple window is taking forever. Classic project management disconnect where non-technical stakeholders can't see that the codebase is a structural disaster zone. It's like asking why you can't just slap a new coat of paint on a burning building. The umbrella is my favorite part - someone's desperately trying to patch things while everything collapses!

Content Dev: This won't take long, I can just reuse code from another project. Result: