Inverse Function Flips

Content DONTT TRUST MY CODE BECAUSE 'M STUPID TESTS CONFIRM MY CODE WORKS WRITE TESTS FOR MY CODE DON'T TRUST MY TESTS BECAUSE IM STUPID

Content Me on Linkedin bow to me recruiters! Dating apps

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Apr 11 when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PHP 178 177.5K 20K

Content What've you got for me? PC RAM I'll take all of it. disk space CPU

The classic digital Sophie's Choice: suffer through a "brief" 15-second ad or endure an endless barrage of NSFW pop-ups that would make a malware scanner have an existential crisis. YouTube's algorithm somehow thinks we're all desperate to see these ads, as if my 2 AM search for "how to center a div" clearly indicates I'm in the market for questionable supplements and sketchy dating sites. The real joke? We developers spend hours optimizing code to save milliseconds while willingly wasting 15 seconds watching some guy explain why his dropshipping course will change our lives. And yet, we'd rather wipe a production database than click that "YouTube Premium" button.

Ah, the classic moral dilemma of tech careers! Top panel: struggling CompSci grad living in darkness, probably surviving on ramen and despair. Bottom panel: the same person transformed into a glorious angel warrior once defense contractors like Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and Rheinmetall slide into their DMs. Nothing says "I've compromised my youthful idealism" quite like going from "I want to change the world with code" to "I'll help build systems that make things go boom for the right salary package." Principles are just luxury items you sell when rent is due!