I'm making memes instead of researching spyware

When normal people see "I ❤️ U" written on a foggy window, they think it's a sweet romantic gesture. But computer science folks? They see the ASCII representation of fatal system errors! The "I" is an exclamation mark (error alert), the heart is a null pointer, and "U" is the undefined behavior symbol. What's a love note to some is basically a computer's death certificate to others. Your romantic gesture just crashed my kernel.

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