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Content This is my first prototype of the code and by prototype I mean this is what's going into prod. I'm not making another one

OH. MY. GOD. This is absolute GENIUS! It's a double-layered joke that will make your brain explode! 🤯 In "The Matrix," Neo literally has to decide whether to accept a cookie from the Oracle (who's basically the mystical fortune-teller lady). Meanwhile, in our digital hellscape, we're CONSTANTLY harassed by those annoying "Accept Cookies" popups from websites—including Oracle, the massive database company! It's the PERFECT collision of movie references and web development trauma! And don't even get me started on "third-party cookies"—those digital stalkers that follow you around the internet like that ex who just CAN'T take a hint! Except these cookies come from ORACLE! The drama! The irony! I simply cannot!

Content ME ADDING COMMENTS IN MY CODE Cant have dirty garbage

Content Programming uneveyeh Programming while someone watches ProdrammerHumor.io

Behold! The MYTHICAL CREATURE known as the "entry-level developer" according to job listings! 🙄 You want to break into tech? HONEY, PLEASE! First, master 17 programming languages, 3 cloud platforms, every database known to mankind, and while you're at it, BUILD AN OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH! The audacity of HR expecting you to wear a "Full Stack Developer" hoodie while carrying a "@SeniorDeveloper" bag and being SURROUNDED by tech logos that would make even a 20-year veteran break into a cold sweat! Entry level position: Must know JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, C#, Ruby, Angular, Node.js, AWS, GCP, Oracle, SQL Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Docker, Kotlin, Swift... and we're offering a WHOPPING $15/hour! But there's free coffee in the break room, so... TOTALLY WORTH IT, RIGHT?! 💅

Content Aleksey Shipilv shipilev : After school, I decided whether to go to law school or become a programmer. I decided that I didn't want to delve into a confusing mess of contradictory pseudo-formal texts and their interpretations by people of varving degrees of expertise and their conflicting interests. And I became a programmer. Damn...