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Content Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz 3h Twitter engineers just don't get a break from Elon. Just in: at 3am Pacific Time (!!), a new email landed in their inbox. They're told another round of code reviews will happen tonight (Monday night). Engineers are told to prepare to show what they accomplished the last 10 days. ( Gergely Orosz GergelyOrosz Nov 24 Just in: the night before Thanksgiving, Twitter fired more software engineers effective immediately because their "code is not satisfactory" following the recent code review. Dozens of other devs got performance warnings in their inboxes. How much do Twitter devs have to take? Show this thread 133 17 484 1,904

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