How To Get Empoyed

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THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF CODING IN ONE PERFECT GRAPH! 🎢 First you're like " THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE " staring at your IDE like it's written in hieroglyphics. Then comes the " I'LL NEVER BE GOOD " phase where StackOverflow becomes your therapist. Suddenly " OH HERE WE GO! " - that magical moment when your brain catches a glimpse of understanding. You climb to " WHAT WAS I WORRIED ABOUT? " and reach peak confidence with " I TOTALLY GOT THIS! " ...only to crash back down to " I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING " when you discover your solution breaks in 17 different edge cases! Rinse and repeat about 500 times per project! The universal experience that unites all developers - from newbies to senior architects with 20 years experience!

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Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."