How To Get Empoyed

Content Side-project There we are, nearly done. Just a few more hours and this thing will be up and running... Oh wait, I just had an idea.. Let's try out that new framework, just for fun... Starting another side-project, are we? Yeah... Well no actually, I've nearly finished the other one sol just wanted to test out this other thing

Content ME ProgrammerHumor.i Code that I wrote a month ago

Content Look at how elegant 1 am! New solution Current Edge case solution ater Current solution madebytio

Content Java is so useless nobody used it! Minecraft: Java edition over 30 million copies sold aka at least B0 million people enjoying jeva everyday

Backend developers faced with the choice between writing custom SQL queries or using an ORM that generates 25 unnecessary joins? *Grabs entire deck* After 5 years of optimizing database performance, you learn that sometimes it's easier to just write the damn query yourself than debug why your fancy framework is pulling 200MB of data for what should be a simple lookup.

Content I WANT TO BE a good programmer PRETEND YOU'RE a good programmer WHEN DO I STOP PRETENDING? NEVER