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So we're looking at a "design pattern" that involves an air vent leading to Saddam Hussein hiding under some rubble. For those blissfully unaware, this references the infamous meme format showing Saddam's hideout diagram - a weirdly specific architectural blueprint that became internet gold.
The joke here is treating this absurd hiding spot layout like it's a legitimate software design pattern, complete with UML-style diagram aesthetics. You know, like Singleton, Factory, or Observer... but make it "Dictator in a Hole."
Honestly, this pattern has better documentation than half the legacy code I've inherited. At least the entrance requirements are clearly specified: "hidden by brick and rubble." That's more clarity than most PRs I review.
Potential names: The Bunker Pattern, Singleton (literally), or my personal favorite - Dependency Hiding.
