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Content Interviewer: how will you find second largest element in an array? Me: sort the array and interviewer: "We don't do that here"

Content IVE BEEN PROMOTED AS SENIOR DEV CONGRATU WILHEIP THE NTERNS RIGHT?

While she suspects infidelity, his brain is executing a completely different process - contemplating dad-level wordplay about becoming the literal "father of Programming." It's that classic midnight recursion where developers can't stop their brains from executing pun functions even during relationship runtime. The joke works on multiple levels since many programmers already consider themselves children of programming languages, constantly being disciplined by compiler errors and syntax rules. The irony is that most coders would absolutely name a variable this way without hesitation.

Content Me: Mom, can I have a programming language on our way back home? Mom: We have programming languages at home At home: SHTML

Squidward peering through the blinds at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun is the perfect metaphor for tech lead existence. While the devs are happily writing code and building things, you're trapped in Jira hell, creating tickets, updating sprints, and wondering if you'll ever touch a keyboard again for anything other than status updates. The crushing weight of project management has turned you into Squidward - technically superior but dead inside.

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