Got our daughter a nice shirt at the Belgian FOSDEM conference this year. Relatives don't get it.

Content Boss: "No, you can't work from home, you'll be more productive at our workplace!" Coding setup at home Coding setup at my workplace

Content I LovE HONEY! BuT You know what I DON'T Love? CSS

The classic tale of programmer optimism. 9:00 AM: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." 11:00 PM: Still sitting in the same chair, staring at the same code, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. The only thing that's changed is the darkness outside and the will to live inside. Time estimation in programming - where minutes mysteriously transform into hours, and "I'll be done by lunch" becomes "I might sleep here tonight."

Content You are the last developer left in the company that knows how to work on the legacy codebase Your colleagues: carefully, he's a hero

Content YOUR PYTHON SORTING ALGORITHM IS REALLY EFFICIENT def efficientsort(list): return list.sort()

Java just sitting there on its phone eating lunch while the newer languages duke it out in a chaotic bar fight. C++ is throwing punches, JavaScript and Rust are in a full-on brawl, and Java's just like "Yeah, I've seen this movie before." After 25+ years of enterprise dominance, Java knows these young languages will eventually tire themselves out arguing about who's more performant or has better syntax. Meanwhile, Java's running on 3 billion devices and doesn't even bother looking up from its corporate expense account lunch.