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OH MY GOSH! The eternal holy war of code formatting styles! 😂 The meme brilliantly divides coding styles into "normal" vs "mental disorders" and I'm dying because we've ALL had that one coworker who uses Haskell-style semicolons or—heaven forbid—Lisp style with the closing brace on the same line! The best part? Every programmer is CONVINCED their style is the only sane one! Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out why our code reviewer is having an absolute meltdown over bracket placement. Formatting wars have literally ended friendships! And don't even get me started on tabs vs spaces...

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