Finally, after years of search I found a real tree

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern software development in one horrifying image! 😱 Someone is literally using a series of adapters stacked on top of each other just to plug something in! It's the digital equivalent of building a Jenga tower of frameworks, libraries, and dependencies just to print "Hello World"! The sheer AUDACITY of needing 17 layers of abstraction to accomplish what should be a SIMPLE TASK. And don't even get me started on how this is EXACTLY what happens when you try to make React talk to that legacy Java backend through six different middleware services. The horror! The DRAMA! The unnecessarily complex architecture diagrams!

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Content WHET YOU TRY A NEW FRAMEWORK FOR 10 MINS BUT DID NOT PUT IT ON YOUR CU I, too, am extraordinarily humble. maflip.com