FAANG -> MANGA

Content -10 3 -1 programmers

The formal frog has entered a new circle of development hell. That moment when a senior dev slides into your DMs with a "quick question" about your PR, and suddenly you're staring at 13,000 downvotes worth of technical debt that someone wants YOU to fix. The green +2,533 represents the handful of sympathetic souls who understand your pain, completely dwarfed by the red sea of "nope" from everyone who knows better than to touch that radioactive codebase. Welcome to git blame roulette, where the prize is becoming the new owner of legacy code nobody has understood since 2014.

Content When your PC is old but it gets the job done Okay, be good tore again today, my little War Machine.

Content Me: Starts studying Computer Science Every person I have ever known: It's Free Tech Support

Content LEFT EXIT 12 Go to sleep on time since Mactually finished work early Me Edit my vim configuration for autocomplete in C

Everyone thinks programming is all dramatic hoodies and lightning-fast typing like we're hacking the Pentagon! 🕵️‍♂️ PLEASE! The reality? Hours of staring into the void with the emotional range of a confused toddler trying to solve a calculus problem. That face when your code doesn't work for the 47th time and you're questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Not furiously typing—just furiously contemplating if it's too late to become a goat farmer instead. The existential crisis is REAL, people!