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Content TIL that Sudan has more pyramids (255) than Egypt (138) africanexponent.compost1... in TodayILearned by MimirHinnVitru 1179 16 4h why ibother 28m If they build one more pyramid in Sudan, they'll have 0. ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic YouTube programming guru suggesting binary is easier than learning Unicode. Because nothing says "beginner-friendly" like manually typing 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 instead of just "Hello". And that 50% success rate is technically correct—the best kind of correct. Either it works or it doesn't. Just like how I have a 50% chance of winning the lottery: I either win or I don't. Flawless logic.

The ultimate programmer betrayal—your brain waits until you're horizontal to unleash its genius. Eight hours of staring at the screen? Nothing. The second your head hits the pillow? BAM! Your subconscious pulls the solution from some neural filing cabinet it's been hiding all day. That smug little brain even has the audacity to mock you for not seeing the obvious fix sooner. Meanwhile you're lying there at 3 AM contemplating whether to get up and code or pray you'll remember it tomorrow. Ten years in the industry and I'm still having midnight standups with my cerebrum. The real sprint planning happens between REM cycles.

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

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Content C programmers Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. absence of semicolon in python There's nothing about this I understand