"Don't touch my garbage!"

Content Manager appriciating me for finishing the project early Me who did not write a single test case in the entire project and hoping it won't break at production

Content People liking snapchat because it doesn't save the messages The developer that never learned SOL

Content GETTING TAGGED BV YOUR TEAM ON A PULL REQUEST TO CHIME IN

Ah, the classic "it's not broken, so don't fix it" philosophy taken to its logical extreme! This rickety tower of sticks and mud is somehow still standing—much like that legacy codebase written by the guy who left 5 years ago. Sure, it looks like it might collapse if you sneeze in its general direction, but hey, "The program is stable"! This is what happens when technical debt becomes load-bearing. One wrong move and you'll be spending your weekend debugging the apocalypse. The perfect metaphor for that production system held together by duct tape, prayers, and that one mysterious function nobody understands but everyone fears.

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