Don't listen to it (comic by turnoff.us)

Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly! And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code it's called code CommitStrip.com

Dinner with the girlfriend's dad turned into an impromptu technical interview? Classic tech industry courtship ritual! Nothing says "welcome to the family" like getting grilled on array optimization over appetizers. Poor guy thought he was there for mashed potatoes but got served a medium LeetCode instead. The best part is him mentally preparing for system design questions at Christmas. Forget bringing wine—better brush up on microservices architecture and load balancing strategies! That final line though... "Girl is Asian. I'm not." Suddenly the stakes are higher than his O(n) solution. Next visit he'll probably need to whiteboard a red-black tree implementation while carving the turkey.

Content Greg, for your next assignment I want you to travel to the Himalayas. Become soul mates and, when he dies, the yogi will bequeath you a chest. It unlocks this file cabinet that holds a form I need you to complete. ProgrammerHumor. There you will find a wise old yogi. Apprentice yourself to him Solve the riddle of the chest and you will recover a key. Have it on my desk by 5 It's 4:30 RoundComics

Content Ates Gral M atesgoral 5d Replying to SynStalker and esesci 1. Have an idea 2. Buy domain 3. Work on the logo 4. Start coding and go down a rabbit hole on some very specific detail 5. Realize that you didn't yet think about what you wanted as the final product 17, 3 60 a Rob Loach RobLoach 5d 6. Repeat back to step 1 with a new product idea

Content You have an error on line 60 Me with my 40 lines code

Content You know you're a programmer when your laptop is worth more than your car.