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Content Dan Hon hondanhon 17 May 2 types of people - those who think Star Trek: Discovery is dumb and stupid for including a reference to SQL "300 years in the future" think SQL still being used in 300 years is evidence Star Trek is a hard SF a horrifyingly accurate portrayal of the future 60 17 386 1.7K

Content Florin Pop - florinpop1705 Yes, I am a programmer. No, I do not install Windows and drivers. No, I don't know what's the best laptop for you. No, I do not know why your internet is laggy. I'm sorry. I'm just a programmer. 8:48 PM Dec 8, 2019 Twitter Web App

SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS! Just when you thought your decade of coding experience made you a JavaScript DEITY, another framework drops and SUDDENLY you're a helpless newborn again! 😱 The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a toxic relationship where you keep thinking "this time I've mastered it" and then BAM! Some new framework with a cutesy animal logo appears overnight and half your knowledge becomes ANCIENT HISTORY! Your resume might as well say "Expert in frameworks that no one uses anymore." The circle of JavaScript life: learn, master, obsolete, repeat. It's emotional DAMAGE in code form!

Content D Rewrite gangstas paradise but about going through a programming Sprint (Verse 1) As I churn through the lines of my code tonight, I take a look at my screen and realize there's so much left to write, Cause I've been coding and debugging for so long, Even my coffee feels that my sleep's gone. In the world of the sprint, we're in such a haste, Can't take a break, no time to waste. Too many bugs, we can't debug, With all the issues, feel like we're stuck. Chorus: Been spending most our lives Living in this programmer's paradise. We code, then review and revise, Living in this programmer's paradise. We keep pushing, no sleep, no rice, Living in this programmer's paradise. We sacrifice, pay the price, Living in this programmer's paradise.

Content Programmers. Everyday. Why? Why? Why? Oh, that's why.

Content Replace a semicolon ; with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.