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Content WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND A LIBRARY FOR SOMETHING YOU NEED I'm limited by the technology of my time.

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The tech industry's greatest mystery: how someone who thinks "JavaScript" is a fancy coffee order gets hired with a higher salary than you. That awkward moment when your new coworker's technical interview must have consisted of "Do you know what a computer is?" "Yes." "HIRED! Here's a six-figure salary!" Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of discovering the person making 20% more than you thinks "Docker" is just a brand of khaki pants. The hiring algorithm seems to be: (buzzwords ÷ actual knowledge) × confidence = salary

Content HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO ADD THAT FEATURE TO THE LEGACY SYSTEM? Dilbert.com ScottAdamsSays THAT DEPENDS. WHEN WILL THE NEW SYSTEM REPLACE THE LEGACY SYSTEM? 2-22-17 2017 Scott Adams, Inc.Dist by Andrews McMeel IN SIX MONTHS. THE NEW FEATURE WOULD TAKE SEVEN MONTHS.

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