Day 1 rules.

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Content My family: when you move, make sure you move the most important things first. My new house:

Content A random user posting code snippets on Stack Overflow Do you trust me? Me learning a new language With every cell of my body.

Content BOR BOR BORDER- BORDER- BORDER-CO BORDER-CO BORDER-COLOR BORDER-COLLAPSE

Content WHEN YOU ARE A DEVELOPER BUT.. CAN'T MAKE HER DEVELOP FEELINGS FOR YOU