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Ah, the classic programmer justification that transcends mere eye strain! Sure, we could admit we use dark mode because staring at a white screen for 12 hours makes us feel like vampires being dragged into sunlight. But no—we've cleverly reframed it as a bug prevention strategy . After all, if light attracts bugs in nature, surely my VS Code works the same way! Next up: wearing sunglasses indoors to prevent syntax errors.

Ah yes, the prestigious title of "Software Developer Associate" with the princely compensation of ₹15/month. That's not a typo—it's approximately $0.18 USD monthly. For that astronomical sum, you too can work remotely with "no fixed duration" (translation: we'll exploit you indefinitely). Somewhere, a CEO is wondering why they can't find "passionate developers willing to grow with the company." Meanwhile, developers are wondering if this salary covers even one ramen packet per month. Spoiler: it doesn't.

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