Code God

Ah yes, the efficiency of modern software development. 25 million bugs, 25,000 errors, and a grand total of 25 lines of code. That's roughly 1 million bugs per line. Impressive productivity metrics for the quarterly review. Management will be thrilled to know we've achieved such a high bug-to-code ratio. Clearly we're maximizing our return on investment here.

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Vampires hiss at sunlight. Superman recoils from kryptonite. But programmers? We shriek in terror at the mere sight of light-themed IDEs. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a code warrior quite like that blinding white background piercing through our retinas at 2 AM. Our eyes, finely tuned to the soothing embrace of dark mode, simply cannot handle such brightness. It's like staring directly into the sun after living in a cave for years. The white IDE is our kryptonite—draining our powers and turning us into squinting, hissing creatures of the night. Because let's be honest, real programming happens in darkness, fueled by caffeine and the gentle glow of a properly dimmed screen.

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