Chaotic Good Hacker

Someone at Dice accidentally published their test job listing to production! The "Java developer-test do not apply" job with its demo account is the digital equivalent of finding a developer's debug code in a live environment. That awkward moment when your test data escapes the sandbox and roams freely in production. At least they're offering $60k-$100k for a job that explicitly tells you not to apply for it—the ultimate tech industry mixed signal.

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Ah yes, the classic "let's sacrifice security on the altar of optimization." This database hero just casually suggested storing all passwords in a single table with foreign keys because "users reuse passwords anyway" – reducing storage from 100GB to 3GB. What a brilliant idea! Next up: storing all user data in a public GitHub repo to save on AWS costs. Security experts aren't having panic attacks right now, they're just doing synchronized fainting as an office team-building exercise.

The perfect metaphor for what happens when you're such a terrible person that you break the data type itself. In programming, integer overflow occurs when a number exceeds its allocated memory space and wraps around to negative values. This guy was so awful that his "badness" score went beyond the maximum negative value and wrapped right back to appearing positive – giving him the biggest halo in heaven. It's like that one dev who writes such horrific code that the static analyzer crashes and reports zero errors. Congrats, Satan, you've officially broken the morality compiler.

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