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The moment someone claims their regex handles "all edge cases perfectly" is when experienced developers reach for the doubt button faster than they reach for coffee on Monday morning. That innocent little pattern is probably hiding six different ways to break your production server when someone inputs an emoji, a null byte, or—heaven forbid—actual human language with accents. The confidence of regex authors is inversely proportional to the number of Stack Overflow tabs they'll need open tomorrow.

Oh honey, you thought you were getting a REAL AI? *dramatic hair flip* The meme shows the BRUTAL reality of those clickbait "Build Your Own AI" tutorials! First panel: Some flashy article promising AI greatness. Second panel: The SHOCKING reveal that the "AI" is literally just three lines of code importing OpenAI and responding "hi" to everything! It's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a microwaved hot pocket! The audacity! The deception! This is why we have trust issues in tech!

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The graveyard of abandoned repositories grows by one every time someone says "I should build a quick tool for that." Those apples represent the countless projects started with enthusiasm, only to be abandoned after the initial commit. The kid is already eyeing the next shiny project while the previous ones rot quietly on the digital shelf. My GitHub profile is basically a museum of good intentions with terrible follow-through. The README.md files should just read "Temporarily abandoned until I feel guilty enough to open this again in 2027."