Chaotic Good Hacker

Content So whenever I'm free I like to go out or watch anime or... So you don't code in your spare time? Well coding is just my job I have a life outside... wrong answer, rejected ProgrammerHumor.

Content WHAT I SAY I'm a software developer WHAT PEOPLE HEAR can repair your computer, fix your internet, configure your printer, revive your phone, set up your email, build a billion-dollar app, and hack into any system. All for free, I am the IT god. WHAT I MEAN I can Google better than average hear.

Content Recruiters in an interview when a candidate mentions a data structure discovered in 1962 and used exactly 3 times in history Lisan al-Gai

Content What i said: I can write code in diffrent languages. What i mean: System.out.println("Hello world"); System.out.printin ("Hallo Welt"); System.out.printin("Ciao mondo"); System.out.printin(" "); System.out.println ("Hola Mundo"); System.out.printin("Hej Verden"); System.out.println("Hei maailma");

Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime (Follow V Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 90 ROGe 69 17 21K M 10K M

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