But I skipped my vacation...

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Content me explaining best practices to junior devs me writing the worst unmaintainable code ever

Ah, the eternal Tom and Jerry chase, but make it programming . You spend five hours armed with breakpoints and console logs, absolutely convinced you're about to smash that elusive bug with your debugging frying pan. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling there, practically taunting you from a line of code you've skimmed over 37 times. The best part? When you finally catch it, it'll be something ridiculous like a semicolon in JavaScript or an indentation error in Python. And just like Jerry, that bug will somehow make you feel like the fool despite being the one who caused all the chaos.

Content Finding all objects that have a given property inside a collection 58 26 java collections 7 3 Sounds like you're trying to write a database in Java. Duplicate: stackoverflow.comquestions122105.. 2 You should try Scala: gist.github.com2304539 2 This is where C is superior because C has LINQ.

Content Noooo, you need to use design patterns to make the code better. OOP helps Us. Just listen to Uncle Bob OOP makes everything unnecessarily convoluted 34 34 OOP makes everything unnecessarily convoluted 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145