Block chain with rust or something, idk I'm not a developer.

Nothing says "I'm a real developer" quite like accidentally sharing your screen with 14 Stack Overflow tabs open. The recruiter's response is pure gold - because the only thing more authentic than frantically closing browser tabs during an interview is admitting we're all just cobbling together solutions from the internet. The shared panic-laugh is the secret handshake of tech interviews. Forget polished resumes - just show your chaotic browser history and you're hired.

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Your friends brag about their life achievements - one has 2 adorable kids, another flaunts 3 fancy degrees. Meanwhile, you're sitting there with your true programmer trophies: 10 bugs and 57 backlogs. Nothing says "I've made it in tech" quite like drowning in unresolved tickets while maintaining that dead-inside smile. It's not procrastination, it's just... "prioritization in progress."

The universal escape hatch of every software architect in existence! Ask about microservices? "Depends." Monolith vs distributed? "Depends." Serverless or containers? You guessed it—"DEPENDS." This is basically the architectural equivalent of a doctor saying "take two aspirin and call me in the morning." The truth is, context is everything in architecture, and "it depends" is simultaneously the most frustrating and most correct answer to virtually any design question. The wise old architect with the pipe knows this ancient truth that juniors hate to hear!