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Content Me looking at the deprecated endpoints - Do you guys ever think about dying?

The eternal struggle of every developer who knows better but chooses chaos anyway. Sure, debuggers exist with their fancy breakpoints and variable inspection, but there's something primitively satisfying about littering your code with print("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , and the classic print("AAAAAAAAAAA") . It's like using a stone axe when you have a chainsaw in your garage. We all know we should use proper debugging tools, but smashing that red button and turning our console into a Jackson Pollock painting of random values just hits different. Proper debugging techniques? In this economy?

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Content This is the worst code I've written G This is the worst code you've written so far

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